This classic sweatshirt is made from the rarest and finest material woven from the tail fur of the elusive black unicorn, descendent from a 10,000 year blood line. Legend has it the fur has supernatural abilities that enabled Viking kings to conquer mass populations with a single sword stroke. Even Chloe can kickflip in this thing.
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt is not bulletproof, fireproof or crash-proof. Also, test shows the wearer cannot breathe under water while wearing it.