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Braille Army Hoodie

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Braille Army hoodie

Braille Army: /brāl ˈärmē/ noun

  1. Skateboarders. Braille Fans. The cream of the crop of all people. “The last line of defense against the zombie apocalypse, the few, the proud, the mighty… the Braille Army.”
  2. An amazing channel on YouTube. “Did you guys see that video on Braille Army today? It got 100 million views in 10 minutes and has instigated world peace.
  • Synonyms: perfection, flawless, Superman

Anyone wearing this hoodie can run a 5K in under 2 minutes, can skate for 12 hours straight without food or water and is likely skilled in base jumping and close-quarter combat.

P.S. Please do not try any of the above.