Like Gabe, Zeus was the king of all other gods as well as the god of lightning. You may be wondering why Gabe has hidden his godlike powers for all these years. Us too.
I am hoping that the 5 people who read this will comment on his last Instagram photo and ask him what the average height of the female giraffe is. He likely will never read this product description and will be confused by multiple people asking him this and it will be endlessly entertaining for me.