Socks open the door to shoes. Shoes open the door to skateboarding. Skateboarding opens the door to happiness. So socks = happiness. Some people say I think like Socrates. Others say I should go back to school.
In case there was any concern, these come in a pair (2 total… Not 2 pairs, but 2 socks… I hope I didn’t further confuse anyone within these parentheses – rhyme not intended but kept for artistic purposes).