Braille Mini B Skate Tee Shirt


This shirt goes great with black pants.

It is made from the rarest and finest material woven from the tail fur of the elusive black unicorn, descendent from a 10,000 year blood line. Legend has it the fur has supernatural abilities that enabled Viking kings to conquer mass populations with a single sword stroke.

Disclaimer: Shirt is not bulletproof, fireproof or crash-proof. Also, tests show the wearer cannot necessarily breathe under water, but it does generally let them hold their breath for 2 minutes longer. Please do not try this at home.