BrailleSkateboarding

Colored Striped Long Sleeve Skate Tee

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This colored striped long sleeve skate tee shirt is a discontinued military flight suit prototype. Don’t ask how we wound up with the patent, but we almost died for it.

Yes, this shirt will help you fly if you are in an airplane. No, we can’t tell you what it is made of. But we can tell you that if you catch on fire while wearing it, you will likely burn yourself. So please don’t catch on fire.